Hmmm, do we even need Undercover guys these days? I ask because there is a Dispensary on every corner..... hmm, is that true. Well of course not, every corner does not have a Dispensary, but EVERY strip mall does!!!!
Dispensaries are everywhere, it is so easy to buy drugs these days that my drug selling friends in North St. Louis had to file for state aid..... Thank God, Randy has passed on.....not much of a need for old hippies to work undercover these days.
Randy was one hell of a guy...... some of the best parties I have ever been to were at his trailer Whew, I haven't thought about Randy in years..... some great memories there!
I wish I had a good drug dealer........ Stop by any strip mall, and get as baked as you want..... but if you need a little something, something for your dog named Red and it requires a visit to a guy with 8 years of medical training.... Red doesn't even get a buzz......
Red would like a buzz..... Once we fed him some "vitamins" my wife was "pushing".......OMG, Red was instantly on crack..... flying around the house like a Crack Head working a piece rate job.....
But this week I needed some Simparica Trio. I moseyed into the local vets office and said, (like a BOSS) give me a years supply-- and they said, ".....that will be $410.
------WTF, did you just say?
$410
Hmm, let me just get a 6 - month supply.......
Yep, I need a good ole fashion drug dealer pushing the good stuff for Red. Hell, I only paid $200 for Red,........and my wife says I over paid at that price!
I wonder if they sell Simparica Trio in Mexico? My last trip down I found about anything (and I do mean anything) you might want for sell by a guy name Jose standing by the pier......
Hey, Jose.....never mind the fentanyl.....how much for the heart worm pills?
(For my good friend in the DEA, I'm joking.....I'd take the fentanyl too)
